i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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