How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just google imaged poop.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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