dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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