Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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