Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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