I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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