conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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