he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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