sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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