Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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