had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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