He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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