Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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