We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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