yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
one two three fourrrrnication!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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