you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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