i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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