You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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