just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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