I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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