yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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