We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
accomplished twins. life is a go
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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