Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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