she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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