I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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