Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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