I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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