He kissed a someone with a penis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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