No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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