Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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