No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she told me i tasted like america
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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