you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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