if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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