Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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