yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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