You're so nebulous sometimes
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
no, he came in my armpit
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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