He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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