Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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