he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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