Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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