I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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