if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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