another moral hangover. fuck.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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