HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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