I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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