"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Apparently you make a good broom.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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