He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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