Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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