i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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