...so i touched it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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