He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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