May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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