So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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